I admit, I want my relationship to be a mash-up of the ones in Community
I want a relationship with fun times that would be misunderstood by any outsider, like Troy and Abed
With the awkward moments of Pierce,
The belligerent moments of Leonard,
And the cute moments of Troy and Britta.
I want the sassiness of Shirley,
With the sexual tension of Jeff and Annie
Until it boils over into the great sex of Jeff and Britta
I want the ridiculous situations that only we could get ourselves into,
I want the problems,
I want the solutions,
I want the drama,
but most importantly,
I want you to want the same.